LET’S for a moment set aside whether Match of the Day’s first female commentator is any good, and consider instead the calibre of those criticising Jacqui Oatley. The wits behind an internet petition calling for her sacking have dubbed themselves Woman Commentator On MotD - Go Back To The Kitchen. Meanwhile, Dave Bassett – the man whose thuggish teams did for football what Sex Lives of the Potato Men did for life-enhancing cinema – opined that a female commentator’s higher-pitched voice is offputting. If these hilarious dolts are her main opposition, Oatley should feel no more threatened than a Rottweiler set upon by a couple of mentally deficient hamsters.